The Million Dollar Cairn

Mom’s calling me Maya, the million dollar cairn because every time she takes me to the vet it escalates into a major financial investment. Take yesterday’s teeth cleaning as an example. My breath has been an issue in the house for a while now. Mom has fed us Greenies and bones, cooked all our food…

The God Debate

This morning as I, Tessa, feline extraordinaire, was doing a particularly satisfying Downward Facing Cat, Seamus came into the bedroom. Seeing me in the classic yoga pose he stretched his short little body into his version of what is incorrectly referred to as Downward Facing Dog. As we squared off nose to nose, tails in…

Seamus Asks the Question

The temperature is eight degrees on this fine winters morning. The half moon greets us as we are let outside to do our morning business. It is freezing! This comes as a shock after a deep, warm sleep filled with dreams of running in the woods. The three of us stand on the back porch…